When I Grow Up..

When I grow up, I wanna be famous, I wanna be a star, I wanna be in movies.

When I grow up, I wanna see the world, drive nice cars, I wanna have boobies groupies.

When I grow up, be on TV, people know me, be on magazines.

Most importantly, when I grow up, I wanna be Ms. Universe and give my copyrighted speech.

**Coughs** clears throat....

"Not only do I wish for world peace, I also wish for the dead to rise, the old to be young again and for the sick to heal."

HAHA!

Nuff bout when I grow up.. I wanna confess and tell all of you a story now. This story is about 'when I was young'.

This story dates way back to when I was young. When I was bout' 15, in form 3. You see, my geography teacher, Pn. Lijah, had to be on a maternal leave and was replaced by a “ah lian” teacher. I had always gotten an 'A' for my geography tests till the latter teacher came in. We were given back our end year semester paper to check if there were any marking errors done by the teacher and I was so devastated that I had gotten a 'C'. Not 'B'! But 'C'! The worst part it was like a 58, 2 markhs to a 'B'.

Soooooo..... I came up with an "evil plot". To cheat! Muahahaha! I went outta class with the paper, had my friend to watch my back. The friend was Odie. Haha still can remember so clearly! So, I erased one of my wrong answer, and shaded the right one. MCQ-Ma(multiple choice questions).

Then, for those who knew my mum when she was still around, would know that she used to jog to school almost every other day to check on me, give me food, ya da ya da and the worst!, "visit my teachers" LOL. Haih.. want that to happen now also got no chance to dy..

Ok, anyway.. she visited this geography teacher of mine and was told that I had cheated, changing my answer. Being an all-time-angel to my mum, she backed me up, and didn't believe it. It got to the extend where my mum was practically fighting with the said teacher... till I was called to the teacher's office.

Then, my mum asked me if I had done the cheating, and of course I said NO-La! It's like you stole something, and went to the shop owner and said "Uncle, I stole this from you". So, mum and teacher continued arguing. It became so dramatic, till I had to think of a solution.

What else is my talent? Crying! Haha. Yes, I cried. Cried and told my teacher, "Teacher, it's ok-la you accused me. But, I really did't do it. Nvm-la.. you don't have to count that question as right... Just give me my original markhs (58)".

When I thought all would be over, my mum scolded me. She said "you didn't do it why don't wanna claim your markhs?!" Fed up with the whole situation and my Oscar winning acting.... I got a 'B' in the end! 60. HAHA.

Story not finished... this comes the funny part.

Before the PMR exams, we had to go around asking for our teacher's forgiveness so that we will be blessed by them or some crap like that, I went to the geography teacher! LOL! I said.. or more like confessed to her! Bout the whole exam thingy and she just coldly said, in her very cina slang "Saya sudah tau" (I already knew). HAHA.

Darn bad right. Oh well, least I confessed and I did get an 'A' for geography in PMR then. =D

I love you mum.